green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

playboydreamz:

nnedioma:

WHY ARE WE SO FINE? LIKE DAMN

Nigerian. Black is awesome

thatsmoderatelyraven:

4 years ago was when I changed my name to Lisa smith on Facebook as a joke and then it got stuck for weeks and everyone called me Lisa smith at school and then they announced me at my soccer game as Lisa smith

giannigaga:

volanus:

starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

She was there for me when no one else was

Ariana Grande - Break Free

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

lebaenese:

my goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

Leos Be Like….

zodiaccity:

ethankwolfe:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

everythingtamar:

put too much work in this hair not to spam ya’ll.   

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